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Section 1

The basics

For the adults in the room.

First name is fine. You're not on trial. Yet.

We won't spam you. We're not monsters.

Your actual title, or what you actually did. Sometimes these differ.

Section 2

The offboarding story

Choose your villain origin story.

1. I am thriving and manifesting my dream role

3. I apply, I wait, I spiral, I apply again

5. I've rewritten my resume 11 times and still don't know what I do

Section 3

What you're actually looking for

Check all that apply.

That one thing you're quietly great at. The 'hey, can you take a look at this' that you secretly enjoy.

Section 4

The fun part

No judgment. Safe space. (Was it the 9am standups?)

Dealbreakers, preferred pace, the fact that you're funnier in writing. All valid.

Section 5

Almost there. The logistics

No calendar yet. Just helps us know when to reach out.

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